justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

myarmsareridiculous:

me when straight girls

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clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

laptopped:

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

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